Dear Baltimore Neighborhoods,

Sometimes a Baltimore housing checklist has to look like this

Dear Baltimore Raven Terrell Suggs,

All of Baltimore was sad to see you go down on that play in the forth. I know many are speculating if this was your last game but your true fans hope to see you next season.

Get better soon,

YourFanAlways 

Dear BSSC Fall Football,

Thank you for canceling games due to rain, albeit it 20 minutes before the first snaps. Perhaps in the future you may consider utilizing one of the various resources that predicts future weather patterns. Doing so would save players travel time and aggravation.

Seriously, don't wait until the last minute to do the obvious. It is disrespectful to people's time.

Thanks again,

Veteran Player

Dear Baltimore City Mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake,

Making the decision not to seek reelection, is the best decision you have made in recent memory. Thank you for trying your best, and thank you for acknowledging that your best isn't good enough.

Best wishes in your 15 months, 

HopefulResident 

Dear Baltimore City School Payroll,

It is long held that Educators are one of the most unappreciated and unpaid workers in our society. It is also a common belief that being a Baltimore City teacher is stressful as $&*! and more difficult than teaching in neighboring counties. That on top of the long gap in a regular pay check due to summer vacation leads people to wonder how could you short change so many of your teachers.

Hope you're able to make this right by Monday,
PayOurTeachers

Dear Baltimore Dog Lovers,

Please help find Ricco 

Female Italian Greyhound 

Last seen near Patterson Park

No Questions Asked 

$1500 reward

781-713-4754

Wishing Ricco a safe return, 

ConcernedDogLover 

Dear Chili and Beer Fans,

(so pretty much everyone) Very excited for this competition, wish me luck!

When: Friday October 9, 2015 at 7 pm

Where: Zion Church (next to City Hall)

What: Over 60 people showing off their meat chili, veggie chili and/or homebrew

Cost: $25 or $40 for VIP which gets you a ChiliBrew9 shirt

Supports: FORCE: Upsetting Rape Culture, Farm Alliance of Baltimore City, Baltimore Brew 

Super Pumped,

Competitor