Saturday, May 30, 2015

Dear Baltimore,

I met this guy a few years ago,  I just heard he is running for President of the US of A...but for some reason every time I mention his decision to run to a Marylander they make a silly face, and every time I mention his name to someone not from Maryland they say 'Who?'

Best wishes,

Political Concerned 

Friday, May 1, 2015

Dear Baltimore,

I'm not sure where Wicomico County is, but it was close enough to get to via tank. Maybe your police department can take a note from the Wicomico County Sheriffs: Try getting to know people in your city.

with love,